Curse

Giga Strike · Nov 17, 2006, 03:44 PM // 15:44

"LEEERROOOOOYYY JEEENNKINNNNNS!": for 10 seconds, you move 10-50% faster but lose 5-500 armor. all aggroed monsters automaticly target party members after you die.

"I want my god****ed chocholate milk!": for the next 120 seconds, you move 90% slower and continue to rant.

"snore...": for 120 seconds, all other creatures become allies and target you as a foe but you are ressurected 15-5 seconds after you die. deaths caused while this skill is active result in double dp.

FeuerFrei · Nov 17, 2006, 08:28 PM // 20:28

lol..some funny stuff in here

anyway here are some

"BEEJEEBUS" - everybody within earshot gets crippled, dazed, poison, deepwound, bleeding and blinded for 60s

"Why Does it Always Rain On Me?" - All allies within earshot become hostile towards you

"MAMA MIA" - Everybody within earshot receives 500-10000 damage and bleeding to the ears

Hybrid Theory · Nov 17, 2006, 09:39 PM // 21:39

"We are Korean!" - all nearby enemies that do not have korean territory accounts lose all morale and gain 60% death penalty.

Tookis Elite · Nov 17, 2006, 09:41 PM // 21:41

"IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
1 energy cost
insta cast
insta recharge
Shout. Gain 500...1000...1500 armor for 10...20...30 minutes and gain 10...20...30 health regeneration, 5...10...15 energy regeneration, and deal +500...1000...1500 damage with regular attacks and all attack skills cause cripple, deep wound, dazed, blindness for 60 minutes, knocks down for 20 seconds, and if you hit a foe using a skill that skill is interrupted and permanently disabled. This skill also causes all attacks to remove all enchantments.

STFU IT ISNT OVERPOWERED!!!!!!!

Hybrid Theory · Nov 17, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46

"Everyone should have a Rez Sig!" - all party members elites become a rez signet for 10 seconds

Lirael · Nov 17, 2006, 10:54 PM // 22:54

"If you have any poo, fling it now!"

All party members must be below 50% health. Makes all enemys back up out of range and all enemy attacks are frozen for say 10 seconds...

gasmaskman · Nov 17, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

"Mmmm, mmm, this is a tasty burger!" You eat a damn tasty burger.

"You can't handle the truth!" Target foe has a deep wound for 4~17 seconds.

"Use The Force." You teleport to target foe. After 10 seconds, you and target foe teleport to the location you were when you used this shout.

Tranquilis · Nov 18, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by gasmaskman

"Mmmm, mmm, this is a tasty burger!" You eat a damn tasty burger.

Heh! Follow-up attack:

"May I have some of your refreshing beverage?"
You drink Brad's soda.

DreadZero · Nov 18, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13

"At Least I have chicken!" - Shout. You get chicken, and if you are dead, you are resurrected at 75% health, 20% energy, and +100 armor for 45 seconds. Negates effects from "Your stupid as hell."

"Your stupid as hell!" - Shout. Target foe is dazed for 60 seconds.

"Oh my god, he just ran in!" - Shout. Target Ally moves 33% faster for 120 seconds, all enemy aggro is drawn to target ally.

Roundhouse Kick - Melee Attack. You roundhouse kick target foe in the face. Target foe dies instantly. If target foe was an angel, this attack recharges instantly.

"Not till the fish jumps." - Shout. Your Guild Wars client ceases to function.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys." - Shout. Your balls become inert.

"We've managed to avoid drowning!" - Shout. You and all allies again a 2% morale boost, and have a 60% chance to fall on a metal staircase.

Sidra · Nov 18, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eugaet

"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!" Target foe's maximum energy level is set to 9001 for 15...60 seconds. All party members are compelled to say "What does the scanner say about his/her power level?" You continuously scream "It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!" until the skill ends.

Yeah, I couldn't help it.

Evil! That was going to be mine.

"Vageta! Vageta! Vageta! Vageta! Hey Vageta!" Shout. Target other ally gains special status "Fury" and breaks plastic scanners faster for 4...47 seconds. Shout ends if target ally kills shouter.

"I hope my body can take it!" Skill. You gain +1337 armor and are exempt from the pains of having your genitaelia punched for 3...8 seconds.

"SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!" Shout. Party members within range deal holy damage and +10,000 damage against Undead enemies forever.

"Bitch! This aint a cutscene! Press A!" Ownage. Target cutscene is forever removed from the game.

"Fred Fredburger!" Echo. Foes surrounding target ally drop dead instantly.

"THEY'RE KILLING US ALL!" Shout. You and all of your heroes die.

"For Narnia!" Shout. Summon a giant lion from an alternate dimension that kills all bosses in the immediate area and forces them to drop 3 greens.

"Karate!" Elite Stance. Don foam gloves and a foam helmet and proceed to kill every foe in the map.

"Promiscuous!" Hex. Impregnate every female (regardless of species/age) in the area. For every female affected in this way, gain +5 Nelly Furtado Sucks points.

And that's all I got for now.

Knight Of Cydonia · Nov 18, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09

Can't Touch This! For 18 seconds your party speed it increased by 60% chances to evade are raised by 100%.

ddraeg cymru · Nov 18, 2006, 08:52 PM // 20:52

"Hurry guys my mum needs the computer!" you whole mission or quests is played in fast foward.

" X marks the spot!" all chests are shown on U map and represented by green arrows on compass.

"AH! Emos!" all enemies begin slitting thier wrists causing bleeding for 20 seconds.

"AH! Chavs!" all enemies begin strutting slowing thier movement by 50% for 15 seconds.

"My legs hurt!" you whine like a little child and eventually the warrior in your team gives in and carries you for the rest of your mission/quest.

no offence to Emos plenty of offence towards chavs ¬,¬

druggedchimp · Nov 19, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38

"Can't Touch This" <- already is a shout silly.

"Duck!" You and your party are knocked down, for 5 seconds you take 100...1000 less damage from attacks.

"I'm Motha F****** tired of these Motha F****** snakes on this Motha F****** plane!" Everyone watching your movie stands up and claps for 1...10 seconds. For the remaining duration of the plane ride, you become Samuel Jackson. Any attack made by snakes fail, and you deal an additional (Insert infinity symbol here) damage to snakes.

"For Allah!" For 5...50 seconds you deal holy damage, and any buildings struck by your attacks are knocked down. When this shout ends, you die.

"Charge!" ... What do you mean warriors got this one?

Sidra · Nov 19, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

"YOU WILL NOT PASS!" Elite Stance. If an Elite foe happens to be standing across from you on a bridge, you, target foe, and the bridge are sent to hell. Your armor is dyed white, and you return to life and creep out your party 30 seconds later. You do +500 damage to Balrogs for the next 100 years.

Riotgear · Nov 19, 2006, 06:36 AM // 06:36

"Noob whammo!" - Target ally's Tactics attribute is increased to 10. If they have Mending, it is replaced with Tiger Stance. If they have Healing Breeze, it is replaced with Healing Signet.

"That needs a nerf!" - For 60 seconds, target foe gains +2 of the attribute of the last skill they used, and any time they use another skill targetting you, it has a 50% chance of using the skill you complained about instead.

"OMG kill the monk first!" - For 30 seconds, all non-Monk foes within earshot have a 50% chance to evade attacks and hostile spells cast on them have a 50% chance to fail. All Monk foes within earshot suffer from Deep Wound for 10 seconds. If this shout would affect a boon prot monk, it fails.

"I'll be back!" - For 20 seconds, all foes you haven't attacked or targetted with a skill on within 30 seconds on take +30% damage from you. When this shout ends, your ghostly hero is demoted and replaced by you.

"CAP! CAP! CAP!" - All allies within earshot lose 20 armor for 60 seconds and move to the nearest resurrection shrine.

"Squidget, WTF?" - For 60 seconds, all allies within earshot automatically switch out of Frenzy when they begin using Healing Signet.

Addone_Abaddon · Nov 19, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06

"I r a monk!" For 10...64 seconds you have the affects of divine favor from monk applied to you.

"Stop! Hammer Time!" All foes in the area are knocked down for 1..3 seconds.

FeuerFrei · Nov 19, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38

"FREAK OF NATURE!" - All non-afflicted within earshot start mutating horribly into grotesque freaks and explode right after transformation

Yadee · Nov 19, 2006, 03:49 PM // 15:49

" Oh, I just died in your arms tonight, It must've been something you said" - All players ingame music turns into Hits From the 80's for 10...30 seconds

FeuerFrei · Nov 19, 2006, 04:34 PM // 16:34

"MEDIC!!!!!" - Summons 11 WW2 bombers that deal 1000000-10000000000 dmg/s on enemies in the entire map

benmanhaha · Nov 19, 2006, 08:33 PM // 20:33

"Go Planet!" - If Kwame, Wheeler, Gi, Linka, and Ma-Ti are in your party, they combine to form Captain Planet for 60 seconds. Captian Planet deals fire, water, wind, water, and holy damage in all of his attacks. This is an elite skill.